I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
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