I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Randomize
