are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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