Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
My nipple is on Facebook.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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