All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
