I just threw up on my dentist
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
