Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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