Where are you?
In a non slutty way
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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