i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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