Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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