Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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