He is such a slut. More and more my type.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
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