OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
How naked do you want me to be?
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