He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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