I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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