how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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