With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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