After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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