He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Do vagina's smell?
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Randomize
