I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
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