party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
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