just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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