Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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