check it out our google latitudes are spooning
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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