Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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