lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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