well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
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