she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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