I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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