She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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