I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
A bitchslap is in order.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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