You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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