he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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