Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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