I feel like I'm in dance class right now
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
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