it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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