i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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