dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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