Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
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