He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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