i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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