Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Randomize
