Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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