He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
