ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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