normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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