All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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