I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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