That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
sex in a hospital.. check
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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