Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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